16/05/2011

Poos and don'ts...

If you follow my FB or twitter page, then you'd know that I talk about poo quite a bit, most of which I managed to group into the following, although this was only for 2010...

Knowledge of my bowl updates even led to a song being written in my honor by the fabulous Balance Lost - check it out, it's called 'Void your bowls' I often listen to this at work :{D

But the other day I was brought into a conversation with the words "You like poo don't you, check out this picture"... now I understood why they could assume that looking at a picture of poo may interest me, and they did seem confused when I declined their offer, but just for the record - I don't like poo. 

Pooing on the other hand, I feel is an underrated pleasure. A satisfying deposit can really set you up for the day and is also a fantastic time to reflect, ponder, play angry birds, read or just escape.

In light of this it is also important to make sure you are doing it properly, especially if you are not in the comfort of your own throne, otherwise it could quickly become chaotic, which I think the following poster depicts very clearly...


Enjoy (pooing) and thanks for stopping by :{D

2 comments:

Eolist petite said...

hehehe! you just gotta love those word free instructional posters! =P

Chris Rentner said...

Ah, dear...the humor and creativity we know this blog always delivers! After all, everybody poops!